Some clickbait poll du jour has crapped out the stat that New Jersey is seemingly the least popular state in the nation…
According to YouGov.com, “research shows that New Jersey is the only state in the country which people tend to have a negative opinion of. 40% of Americans have an unfavorable opinion of New Jersey while 30% have a favorable opinion of the state, giving the state a net favorability rating of -10%.”
Whatever, Poindexter… Here’s another fact: 100% of New Jersey welcomes these statistics.
We all realize that New Jersey is an acquired taste—like Gorgonzola cheese, or [REDACTED: crass joke about your female family member].
You want vanilla, move to Connecticut.
Now get the hell out of the left lane on the Turnpike and move along…
God Bless America.